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Romney Says…

from TPM: Republican Mitt Romney said Wednesday that if elected president he and his wife will not embarrass the nation by their conduct in the White House as happened in “the Clinton years.” He went on to say that he was going to embarrass the country in a more “the last seven psychotic years of […]

Word for the day: ULTRACREPIDARIAN

“Somebody who gives opinions on matters beyond his knowledge.” Defined here. I discovered the word while rereading my favorite Christmas story ever at ScaryDuck’s old site. I glazed over with a dreamy smile on my face, but by the time the three of us were naked, the moment had passed. Instead, I bowked rich brown, […]

I feel like I have seen this photo somewhere before….

Even this guy’s mug shot is kind of boring and derivative. well, here’s hoping the forced bathings and time-away-from-drugs of rehab cure him of his noodle-dancing musical affectations.

step one: confirm the problem before finding a solution

I knew that when I got to Europe, I was going to need cymbals. Backline companies over there have decided that cymbals are a bad bet, since they’re 1. the part of a drumset most likely to break, and 2. outrageously expensive in the UK. The cymbals I use for Music Hates You are massive, […]

More IM Funnies

B: went to see the bull riding last weekend. man that was crazy Patrick: what was he riding? B: some dudes pelvis Patrick: ouch Patrick: there’s your X Game, brother B: 3-4 people were seriiously hurt Patrick: PBR (Pro Bull Riding) is a lot more extreme than jumping out of an airplane strapped to a […]

Another Blue Wren link…

I rarely link to a blogger twice in one day, but damn it, this is fantastic… A blog entry about true, deep and abiding love. And farting. Go, read. and laugh.

busy busy busy

Doing a bunch of stuff to prepare for the release of the Music Hates You record in a couple of weeks. In the meantime, my dad sent me this excellent email: The USS Constitution (Old Ironsides) as a combat vessel carried 48,600 gallons of fresh water for her crew of 475 officers and men. This […]

joke from the col.

My dad sent me this: A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said, “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a […]

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