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Republican Mitt Romney said Wednesday that if elected president he and his wife will not embarrass the nation by their conduct in the White House as happened in “the Clinton years.”
He went on to say that he was going to embarrass the country in a more “the last seven psychotic years of impotent old […]
“Somebody who gives opinions on matters beyond his knowledge.”
I discovered the word while rereading my favorite Christmas story ever at ScaryDuck’s old site.
I glazed over with a dreamy smile on my face, but by the time the three of us were naked, the moment had passed.
Instead, I bowked rich brown, crispy vomit all over […]
Even this guy’s mug shot is kind of boring and derivative.
well, here’s hoping the forced bathings and time-away-from-drugs of rehab cure him of his noodle-dancing musical affectations.
I knew that when I got to Europe, I was going to need cymbals. Backline companies over there have decided that cymbals are a bad bet, since they’re 1. the part of a drumset most likely to break, and 2. outrageously expensive in the UK. The cymbals I use for Music Hates You […]
B: went to see the bull riding last weekend. man that was crazy
Patrick: what was he riding?
B: some dudes pelvis
Patrick: there’s your X Game, brother
B: 3-4 people were seriiously hurt
Patrick: PBR (Pro Bull Riding) is a lot more extreme than jumping out of an airplane strapped to a snowboard
B: one guy was still being […]
I rarely link to a blogger twice in one day, but damn it, this is fantastic…
A blog entry about true, deep and abiding love. And farting.
Go, read. and laugh.
Doing a bunch of stuff to prepare for the release of the Music Hates You record in a couple of weeks. In the meantime, my dad sent me this excellent email:
The USS Constitution (Old Ironsides) as a combat vessel carried 48,600 gallons of fresh water for her crew of 475 officers and men. This […]
My dad sent me this:
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted
by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely
young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the
Sergeant Major for conversation.
She said, “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very
serious man. Is something bothering […]