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This week’s white trash piñata

I am developing a theory about a certain kind of news story. I think that the 24 hour news stations cultivate a kind of news coverage of crimes and/or incidents that serve no other purpose than to give a certain segment of the audience something to feel superior about. Case in point, this week: this […]

Interesting supposition

Josh made an interesting catch today- How quickly things change … “Republicans do understand it is political suicide to keep this red-state, blue-state thing going any longer,” said Barry Wynn, former chairman of the South Carolina Republican Party and a recruit to Giuliani’s banner. “We need someone competitive in all 50 states.” I wonder how […]

Drool, really.

Stupid fucking dipshit. Really. I mean…. hello? Someone got paid to write this… I THINK ALL intelligent, patriotic and informed people can agree: It would be great if the U.S. could find an Iraqi Augusto Pinochet. In fact, an Iraqi Pinochet would be even better than an Iraqi Castro. Both propositions strike me as so […]

You say “Democrat Party,” and I am gonna call your boy “John Boner”

I can act like a third grader, too… and my joke is funnier. I was reading back through Steve Audio’s blog because I haven’t lately and it’s a shame to miss such good stuff, and I found his link to Ezra and August‘s latest outburst of frustration with the whole “Democrat Party” catachresis. I do […]

A little bird just brightened my day

Hugh Hewitt!  Scourge of the Left!  The dust jacket of his book, ‘Painting the Map Red’ says it’s “The book the Democrats don’t want you to read”!! It “shows you how conservatives can take down the Democrats, expose their liberal extremism, and reignite the Reagan Revolution.” It’s all about creating a PERMANENT REPUBLICAN MAJORITY! And […]

Shorter Kraphammer

I am completely insane. “World War Two is over!” he bays.  Give the Japs some nukes! Sure, fuck it, Chuck.  Let’s pass them out like party favors.  Sounds like big fun.

I think that the silly hat covers up the silly hair

cogito ergo es… My twin loads both barrels with .00 snark and fires them into the ample rump of the ugliest man in broadcasting, focusing rightly on that stupid fucking hat. I gotta say… every time I see that hat, I think “Somewhere there is a jenny mule with a cold head.”

I like it. I like it a lot.

Offense. Sometimes defined as “the best defense.” The democrats have spent way too much time “explaining” the “nuances” of their positions. Well. Not so much this week. The Big Dog (who I like a LOT more as an ex-president than I did as a president, but that’s between you and me, ok?) got in there […]

I can’t help it

I am going to go around shouting “The JAG Officers!” for the rest of the day. I blame Tony Snow.

Oh, so NOW it’s an issue?

Honestly, I kind of wish John Kerry would just go away. I mean, NOW it’s an issue that the 2004 vote was stolen? NOW? Sen. John Kerry didn’t contest the results at the time, but now that he’s considering another run for the White House, he’s alleging election improprieties by the Ohio Republican who oversaw […]

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