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“This is my baby”?

Dude needs to seek help. Dear Jered, I am a supporter of the 2nd Amendment, but that isn’t a baby.  It’s a gun, you retard.  It’s also not a penis, but you may be the only one who doesn’t know that. Sincerely, The Rest of America

The Question is…

Which 20th Century Novel is American life going to emulate more in the 21st Century? Are we going to live in 1984 or Catch-22? Or… both? Via Boing-Boing: The DHS says that it’s against the law to photograph “sensitive” government buildings, but they won’t publish a list of these buildings, so it’s impossible to comply […]

This week’s white trash piñata

I am developing a theory about a certain kind of news story. I think that the 24 hour news stations cultivate a kind of news coverage of crimes and/or incidents that serve no other purpose than to give a certain segment of the audience something to feel superior about. Case in point, this week: this […]


Amber sent me a link so some more Masculinist chest-beating over at someone named Jace’s weblog. It’s the “Retrosexual Code”!  Oh, my! Instructions on how to “Act Like a Man!” I responded in his comments, but let me reiterate here for good measure: Odd that for all of the chestbeating, guns and killing people (or […]

Drool, really.

Stupid fucking dipshit. Really. I mean…. hello? Someone got paid to write this… I THINK ALL intelligent, patriotic and informed people can agree: It would be great if the U.S. could find an Iraqi Augusto Pinochet. In fact, an Iraqi Pinochet would be even better than an Iraqi Castro. Both propositions strike me as so […]

You say “Democrat Party,” and I am gonna call your boy “John Boner”

I can act like a third grader, too… and my joke is funnier. I was reading back through Steve Audio’s blog because I haven’t lately and it’s a shame to miss such good stuff, and I found his link to Ezra and August‘s latest outburst of frustration with the whole “Democrat Party” catachresis. I do […]

If you really want to know what’s actually happening in Iraq

It might help to turn off the US news and watch this. There are Shi’ite death squads roaming the streets of Baghdad and if you want to know how they got there, you should google “Salvador Option Iraq” and see what you discover. Especially this article. What to do about the deepening quagmire of Iraq? […]

great goshamighty

I can’t wait to get back to the US, where the 13 ft. pythons roam… and die trying to eat gators… An unusual clash between a 6-foot (1.8m) alligator and a 13-foot (3.9m) python has left two of the deadliest predators dead in Florida’s swamps. The Burmese python tried to swallow its fearsome rival whole […]

Meanwhile, in the other London

Dateline London, KY: A woman who was bitten by a snake at a church that neighbors say practices serpent handling died of her wounds hours later, a newspaper reported. Linda Long, 48, was bitten Sunday at East London Holiness Church, where neighbors said the reptiles are handled as part of religious services, The Lexington Herald-Leader […]

Decoding the Dog Whistle

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