This guy’s seven pitt bulls attacked and killed an 82 year old woman this week? They got out of his yard and mauled this poor lady. Killed her.
Now they’re bringing him up on charges.
The guy’s name was Ronald Reagan. The little old lady was the people of Iraq. And the pitt bulls? Well. the 82nd Airborne got to play dog catcher, this time. Other pitt bulls- The Shah of Iran, Augusto Pinochet, Anastasio Samoza, Ferdinand Marcos, Jose Napolean Duarte, Papa and Baby Doc Duvalier…
He was a good dog until he got loose, I tell ya. Gassin’ those Iranians was what we were keeping him for. Once he got off that chain, though, he got a little crazy.
Now, about those charges….