It’s a Bush Country Double Double

Ah, life in the Red States

SANFORD, Fla. — The Seminole County sheriff’s office said a Volusia County man is in custody on his 16th drunken-driving arrest.

Mitchell Raulerson, 55, of Seville, was stopped in Sanford by an officer who was suspicious about his hand-drawn license plate.

Raulerson is also charged with driving on a permanently revoked driver’s license and driving an unregistered and uninsured vehicle.

A Seminole sheriff’s sergeant said Raulerson’s speech was slurred, his eyes were bloodshot and he had empty beer cans in his van.

Well, at least this happened in Jeblandia, not in Brother George’s Texas….

Eleven of his arrests came in Texas.

Oh.

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