Let’s review this remarkable day, shall we?
1. Tom Delay indicted. (Follow that link to the best caption ever.)
2. Frist is facing a serious SEC audit of his personal finances.
3. Bill Bennett: “[Y]ou could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down” Hello, new face of republicanism!
4. Rumors are flying about an October Rove indictment.
5. Someone finally snapped a picture of a giant squid. (sweet.)
And none of my homies died today. Today was a good day.