Can we start a new Holiday? It’s nothing too extravagant, I assure you. I’d just like to officially recognize the days from December 26th through December 30th as “Pressure’s Off-mas.”
There won’t be a whole lot of pomp and ritual, really. Just a few things-
#1- Sometime between the 26th and the 28th, you must have the annual post-Christmas Rolling Over and Going Back to Sleep Because You Can Day.
#2- Pick any day during Pressure’s Off-mas, and designate it “Playing with the Dogs and Eating Leftovers, and NOT ONE GODDAMN THING MORE Day.”
#3- “I’m Not Going Near Any Place With a Cash Register Day.”
#4- Not Gonna Drive Day
Feel free to add your own in the comments.
Now come on, Yella, with a lovely wife like L, you should have come up with this one on your own: #5 Rolling over and not going back to sleep day.
I’m with Travis.
Alas, I have to work the 27th-30th, so no rolling over (to go back to sleep or not) on those days. The 26th may (hopefully) be another story.
the 26th is now officially Sex for Breakfast Day!
the 26th is now officially Sex for Breakfast Day!
Hallelulah! See, if Bill Clinton was still president, we could get that as a national holiday.
Isn’t Feb. 14 already Steak and Blowjobs Day?
Damn. And I’ll be out of town without my honey. I’m taking it as a floating holiday in January.
One day soon will be “Ben comes back to Athens” day. Soon soon, but not soon enough. 7 more days.