Can we start a new Holiday? It’s nothing too extravagant, I assure you. I’d just like to officially recognize the days from December 26th through December 30th as “Pressure’s Off-mas.”
There won’t be a whole lot of pomp and ritual, really. Just a few things-
#1- Sometime between the 26th and the 28th, you must have the annual post-Christmas Rolling Over and Going Back to Sleep Because You Can Day.
#2- Pick any day during Pressure’s Off-mas, and designate it “Playing with the Dogs and Eating Leftovers, and NOT ONE GODDAMN THING MORE Day.”
#3- “I’m Not Going Near Any Place With a Cash Register Day.”
#4- Not Gonna Drive Day
Feel free to add your own in the comments.