A Modest Proposal for the Holidays

Can we start a new Holiday? It’s nothing too extravagant, I assure you. I’d just like to officially recognize the days from December 26th through December 30th as “Pressure’s Off-mas.”

There won’t be a whole lot of pomp and ritual, really. Just a few things-

#1- Sometime between the 26th and the 28th, you must have the annual post-Christmas Rolling Over and Going Back to Sleep Because You Can Day.

#2- Pick any day during Pressure’s Off-mas, and designate it “Playing with the Dogs and Eating Leftovers, and NOT ONE GODDAMN THING MORE Day.”

#3- “I’m Not Going Near Any Place With a Cash Register Day.”

#4- Not Gonna Drive Day

Feel free to add your own in the comments.


  1. I’m with Travis.

    Alas, I have to work the 27th-30th, so no rolling over (to go back to sleep or not) on those days. The 26th may (hopefully) be another story.

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