By the way…

I’d like to take this opportunity to say, once again, that I was right, goddamnit.

I mean, if my twin brother wants to forgive that histrionic harridan, that’s his bidness. But at least I can hold my head up and say “I told you people not to go messing around with that,” and they can’t say anything except “Baghdad Istanbul is a veritable paradise of ice cream shops and safe streets!”


Not if I had to piss like a racehorse and she was on fire.

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  1. Sounds like Ms. Kelley could have used a tour or two in Iraq. Maybe then she could come back here and tell us why our tax dollars and our soldiers deserved to be wasted over there.

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