Fred Phelps is coming to Athens

And I am 700 miles away, in Indianapolis.

The Westboro Baptist Church is coming to protest a funeral.

Probably for the best. I would most certainly end up in jail. There probably isn’t a jury in the country who would convict me, though. I mean, would you send a man to jail for hitting Fred Phelps with a crowbar?


  1. I prefer the thought of a red-hot poker, Gordon.

    Or, if we were getting real creative, a nice batch of lye to the face. I think that would get our point across to that scumbag.

  2. Chikara

    I couldn’t guarantee I’d hold on to my temper if he showed up at the funeral of a member of my family.

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