Let’s just say, for a moment, that, y’know, maybe he’s NOT dead. Or maybe that’s he’s totally dead, after all, but it wasn’t a steady diet of prime rib and stress that did him in. Let your mind roam free from the Lies of the Liberal Media. (ahem)
This is, I realize, full on tin-foil hat territory.
But let’s consider: The guy is awaiting sentencing for the Enron fraud. He’s also sitting on a large cache of information that the Vice President’s office wants to be kept secret. At all costs.
Am I the only one who can imagine a conversation that goes like this?
“Tell ya what, Kennyboy. You play dead, we whisk you out of the country, ba-da-bing, it all goes away. Enjoy Jamaica…”
Or how about a conversation that goes like this?
“You put this in his Diet Dr. Pepper and bammo- massive coronary, no evidence.”
You are encouraged to speculate further in the comments.
Is it irresponsible to speculate? I think it’s irresponsible NOT to.
Several other theories that have come flying at me via email and IM-
1. Last big 4th of July ecstasy and viagra blowout before going into the Joint.
2. Suicide? Meet coverup. Coverup, Suicide…. get to know each other.