Let me say that for $1 million (after taxes, whatever that works out to be before taxes), I will be HAPPY to serve 45 days in the men’s version of the correctional facility to which Paris Hilton has been sentenced.
Please forward this to any media who you think might help facilitate this transaction, I would like for the Hiltons and Gov. Schwarzenegger to know this ASAP.
45 days? I can do it for a fraction of the Hilton family’s daily spending budget.