I have just discovered that underneath the fur and skin of game trophies is a thing called a “taxidermy form.” Of course you can get them for life sized bears.
I MUST HAVE ONE! I want to cover it in orange shag carpeting and give it two superballs for eyes.
It’s gonna look SO AWESOME in the living room!
I think you should rather cover it in astroturf. How cool would THAT be??
SUPERBALLS!