I Feel Safer Already

Guy steals a bus, drives it right up to the airport. (He didn’t stop to pack it full of explosives because he was just some knuckleheaded drunk with too much free time.) ‘Nother guy flies his plane around the Statue of Liberty a couple of times. Heightened security?

Just another day in a country on Orange Alert.

When is someone going to just say it? “We came up with this alert system to frighten you folks into surrendering more of your civil liberties.”

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